I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS WEARING???? HOLY SHIT I’M DONE I’M DONE
Words can describe how much I love this!
this fucking never fails to make me laugh
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders
real life charlie weasley
so my parents were gone for 2 days and I switched most of our family photos with pictures of steve buscemi…
we don’t talk about Richard Speight Jr’s little bow legs anywhere near as often as we should
Speak for yourself!
Susan and I talk about them all the time.
Because they’re frickin’ adorable, they are.
And every Richard fan should appreciate them.
(Bonus Jensen and HIS bowlegs!)
The conversation usually just consists of wailing, though.
And so on and so forth.
One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.
No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.
The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets.
Shut up and take my money.
i’m going in for a refill
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman