ravenouscorax:

I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS WEARING???? HOLY SHIT I’M DONE I’M DONE

amordelfriki:

Words can describe how much I love this!

rachelboory:

the ultimate comeback 

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

siriusinasweater:

chilledbutter:

Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders

real life charlie weasley

chimpanzeejim:

so my parents were gone for 2 days and I switched most of our family photos with pictures of steve buscemi…image

image

image

image

ihaveallthesefeelsokay:

greymichaela:

hesmydrowningmoron:

we don’t talk about Richard Speight Jr’s little bow legs anywhere near as often as we should

Speak for yourself!

image

Susan and I talk about them all the time.

image

Because they’re frickin’ adorable, they are.

image

And every Richard fan should appreciate them.

image

(Bonus Jensen and HIS bowlegs!)

It’s true.

image

The conversation usually just consists of wailing, though.

image

"BOWLEGS!"

image

"BOOOOWWWWLLLEEEEEEEGS!"

image

And so on and so forth.  

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

j-wolf-harding:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

Shut up and take my money.

qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

DANSMILTH